1. Having classes with middle-aged women who are...
a) Loud
b) Stupid
c) Nitpicky
d) Annoying
e) Trying to find mistakes when there aren't any
2. Teachers who assign more than
2 projects at once.
Projects: Any assignment not due at the next class period, but that will require more time than what is given to complete within the teacher's specifications and by the specified date and time.
3. Teachers who...
a) Look like men
b) Laugh like men
c) Laugh after everything they say
d) Think that because they're teachers, they can tell us how to live
4. 90 degree days in
SEPTEMBER! Summer is over, people!
5. Commercials of all kinds. Except that Enzyte one where the guy is dancing.
6. EBay. Who came up with that idea?
7. People who are no fun. Ever.
8. Not sleeping.
9. Car payments.
10. Cell phone bills.
11. Buying gas. Especially when it costs $3 a gallon.
12. Not being able to find a job for Aharon.
13. Siblings. Not always, but when they are being jerks, then for sure!
14. Keyboards. Like computer keyboards.
15. Homework assignments that were never assigned, but that we were somehow supposed to know about thanks to that awesome God-given ESP thing we've all got.
16. My car. Because it costs more to fix it than it's worth.
17. Every person who eats fast food and thinks that they deserve great service because somehow they think it's a real restaurant where I get a tip or something. NOPE! I have no reason to be nice to people who suck. So if you eat fast food and you suck, find somewhere else to eat. Thank you.
18. Stupid assignments, like pretend shopping trips.
19. Tests that were announced for Wednesday but given on Monday.
20. SC4. I HOPE THIS PLACE GETS ATTACKED BY CANADIAN GEESE AND SHUT DOWN FOREVER AND THAT WE ALL GET EVERY PENNY WE'VE EVER SPENT HERE BACK BECAUSE THIS PLACE SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
